That's a lie, actually. It began-began with an outside pipe attached to an outside spigot that had corroded so badly that it (the spigot) needed to be replaced. The hose was uncoupled & then we learned the hard way that nothing was supporting the plumbing pipes except the attachment to the hose on the outside & the toilet on the inside.
Thus began two solid weeks of inconvenience as the whole apparatus had to be stabilized before it could be hooked back up. This mean tearing up the wall in the bathroom, putting in a hole to access the plumbing doing the work & then backing back out, fixing the damage to wall, insulation & vapor barrier as we went.
As we were making there anyway, I asked if the replacement wall board could be recessed a bit s we could avoid the condensation on the back of the toilet would not get trapped against the wall as it always had before, resulting in a very scuzzy stain underneath the wallpaper & a not very attractive rippling of the wallpaper itself. Seriously, this house was built by ass-holes. Readers of this blog might remember the fun we had in the other bathroom when we discovered that toilet had been installed over a pipe that was jagged & broken, parts of the cracks originating well below the surface of the floor. This time, we had a pretty shabby plumbing job & a toilet set about 2 inches to close to the wall. & nothing we can do about the second unless we tear up the floor. Say what you will about permits & such, this house would have benefitted from a couple once-overs from someone who gave a sh*t, even if it was just because it was his job.
The good news is the repair is in place, we are a two toilet house again (YAY). Since I was stuck there anyhow, I started tearing off the wall paper & hope to have it all gone....soon. & then I am going to paint. The existing woodwork will all be that same color as the kitchen/dining/front-room Behr's camembert. As for the rest, I am still deciding.
For those who have been in close proximity to me & my cursing, this happened the week AFTER my husband decided to clean the to-the-outside dryer vent & then dropped it through the hole in the house, behind the washer&dryer, necessitating the removal of both to get back there & recover the vent as well as clean up the years' worth of dryer vent fuzz that spilled underneath the appliances. This was, however the same bathroom as that momentous event.