Unlike the man of song, our Mr. Moses is not so much a merchant as a knackerman. For anyone who has never read any of the All Creatures books, first: shame on you & second: the knackerman comes to take the body away & make it into....fertilizer...I'm guessing.
The first time I called Mr. Moses I actually got his wife & mother. Let me say, Mr. Moses is not a young man. If he is less than 60, I am something I am not. On this day we had euthanized an old thoroughbred who had arrived here years earlier without a name; they called her the other red mare. I decided that was unacceptable, renamed her RedBud for my favorite tree & then went on to discover what complete asshats the operators of the rescue that fostered her were (for example, RedBud was '"unleadable". It took me less than a week to realize she had an abscess behind her ear, right where the halter pressed. Once treated, she led just fine).
Unfortunately, although I had called Mr. Moses ahead of time & made an appointment, something bad happened to a good part of a herd of cattle & he left to go deal with that. Around dusk, his wife & mother came with the back up truck, winched the body in & drove away.
I have called him since then, although I have not seen anyone but him since that first time. he is a hands-on kind of person & does the work efficiently & not unkindly. There is no other knackerman in our area & we are lucky to have him.
//& happy Saint Pat's. Like so many he was almost certainly more than one person. His cult has grown well-beyond the church, although he remains invoked by the faithful to heal snake bites, to calm sufferers of ophidiophobia (who may very well be victims of snake bites, hence the fear), as well as being patron of engineers & excluded people.
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